This didn’t happen to me because I wouldn’t be that dumb, but heres what happened. I was on a two lane road, and the cars ahead of me where barely moving. A guy behind me seemingly got really impatient and decided he would be smart and pass all of us. Well, just as he sped up to pass through the lane he almost collided head on with a school bus. He swerved off the side of the road and crashed his car into a pile of junk on someone’s yard.Gosh, some people just cant be patient.

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well folks i was driving down the interstate and i decided to change lanes. little do i realize this person is in my blind spot. shes going too fast so she spins out. i look back and the next thing i know im going off the side of the road taking another car with me. at the time i was driving my friend to rehab for a previous car wreck a month prior and got him into another. life is peachy and karma rules!

This post was submitted by Nate.

Ok guys… just a word of advice from someone with experience. Unless you want to go through extensive surgery and many months of pain and suffering, when you are in a pool do not stick your penis into the little hole that sucks in water. Trust me, it is not worth it.

This post was submitted by Matt S.

NOT! Living on Guam we were experiencing a tropical storm of some magnitude. Electricity went out, we thought of the guys in the barracks with nothing to do, no power, external darkness about to fall. Invite them over..we had battery powered everything. Husband went to round his guys up, bring them over. I decided to whip up a couple of cakes, hors d’oeuvres while waiting for them to arrive. He returns with ten guys, asks me what I was doing. “Have to feed them, give them a treat…baking cakes and snacks…” Guys grin “Wow! Home cooking!” He asked me “How??”. And I could only close my eyes in embarrasment as I remember my ELECTRIC stove.

This post was submitted by Nancy Cleveland.

Ok, so first of all, let me just say that im not a bad student. Bascially, we had to do this huge project our senior year, which involved a paper and a presentation, and a bunch of stuff in between. My topic was clay animation. I never did the paper(Procrastinated, then just couldn’t find enough info in time). However, i worked for two weeks on an actual clay animation to put into my presentation slideshow. As usual, I procrastinate and wait until the very last night to prepare my powerpoint. I finish at around 1:30 am, put all my stuff together, put the video in there, and go to sleep. The next morning, I was very nervous of course( we were presenting to 3 people who we did not know). Lucky for me, my presentation wasn’t until 10am or so, so i had time to go over my notes. Finally, it is my turn to do my presentation. Everything is fine, I go through all my slides, and finally its time to show my two weeks of hard work. So, I click on the last slide to start the video, and nothing happens. I was mortified and totally embarrassed. It turned out I never uploaded the video, only an image. And i was too lazy and tired the night I was working on my power point to check everything. Of course I should have known to include the video on the flash drive. Well, you wouldn’t believe it, but they gave me a perfect score, despite the fact I was missing half my presentation. Perhaps it was pity, I’ll never know. I learned my lesson though. Now I always check all of my power points, to make sure everything is properly saved and works on another computer. Can’t take any chances.

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